Tuesday, July 26, 2005

The Daily Show Santorum interview

John Stewart has gotten lots of flack for what some people considered a ball tickling interview of Rick Santorum. I vehemently disagree. It was the kind of interview a civilised person would conduct. The gay issue was clearly pretty much off the table, but Stewart asked difficult questions in a reasoned tone of voice. Santorum's answers were contradictory and muddled, but delivered in a reasoned tone, also. As much as I like the fire and brimstone of an Al Franken, to actually be listened to in the cultural dialoque, you have to speak soft enough for people to listen. Stewart took apart Santorum's arguments, I think, even more deftly than he did Bernie Goldberg's. He made his points without demanding that Santorum respond.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Veruca Salt named Press Secretary

This story from the Herald is part of the continuing trickle to come out of Frankfort and the choicest quotes have appeared elsewhere, but this little snippet caught my attention:

Whites said the Fletcher administration did provide Stumbo with a written "wish list."

"It was their wish list for what they wanted the attorney general to do" in regards to the investigation, Whites said. "But no prosecutor would have signed it."


Isn't that just precious? A wish list. I have to give Stumbo props, his strategy has been to make the administration look as foolish and toddler-esque as possible, and it has worked.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Feltcher needs to bend over and take it like a man

As regular readers of the PlugNickel may know, I think a lot of this deal in Frankfort is about Stumbo's preternatural ability to cast Feltcher and the lovely lads as effeminate catrati lacking even the most basic testicular fortitude to admit wrong. After all, the WSJ editorial page is, surprise surprise pimping for the gov (they must have gotten that picture from Feltcher's "fat year" at summer camp. An awkward time of being awakened to confusing yet exciting feelings...) and the governor once again fell clumsily into Stumbo's trap by declaring that, unable to step up to the plate like a man, he announced he is not ruling out taking the easy way, ahem, out. I'm talking about pardons, Patches.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Strategery

I think I'm starting to get it now. The pattern of hiring people with no relevant experience was, in fact, apparently on purpose. This story from the Herald indicates that Feltcher's choice to surround himself with "the lads" may have been a clever strategy to later blame their abuses on their inexperience (read incompetence) and not his and Pence's unconscionable power grab. I mean, I always heard the ignorance of the law was no excuse, but I don't have a high-priced, in-state law degree.

I ask, who's to blame, the incompetents, or the feltcher who appointed those incompetents? I'm sort of glad Stumbo has an illegitimate child. At least we know someone in Frankfort has balls. Tell Fletcher to take a Midol and and a quart of Hagendaas and stop his whining.

Need I remind everyone that Fletcher has, once again, been very wishy washy? Hell, Ern, throw it at the wall and see what sticks? To paraphrase JibJab, he flip flops more than John Kerry.

For an incredible post on this story, go to here.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Rufus=W

I reading the inside of the backpage of the Personal Journal on Friday, you know, where De Gustibus is, you know that column written by that horribly prejudiced English chap? Tony and Tacky? You know! Well how about that? I looked on the Journal website and it's actually the Taste Page. The Taste Page. Well. on Friday they ran a piece on how Harry Potter Vol V, I don't remember the technical name, was a big allegory to Churchill and Hitler in WWII. They hypothesized that The Half-Blood Prince would further recall those glory days by, well, read this excerpt:

So what's next for Harry Potter? Will Dumbledore replace Fudge as Churchill did Chamberlain? My own theory is that young Harry will come to represent FDR's America: a powerful, immature force that eventually tips the balance of power.

But whatever the case, Ms. Rowling deserves special marks for bringing a bit of history to an already delightful enterprise and teaching us a lesson, ever more relevant to the moment, without seeming to do so. It's almost magical.


It seems pretty clear to me, being a slow reading muggle only to about page 400, that chapter 16, at least Rufus Scrimgeour is a stand in for W, beseeching Harry to help the effort through appearances, but not actions. Throwing otherwise innocent folks in jail to appear to be doing SOMETHING! is part and parcel of the Bushies. Once again, you read it here first. Growling does not a lion make.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Eminem

I picked up Bernie Goldberg's diatribe on cultural retardation at the local Jo Beth today and I must admit, it's much worse than it came across on The Daily Show, as bad as that was. He includes such non-entity straw men on the right like Michael Savage, who, though he is malicious, does not have the power to be malevolent and nobody really cares about him, and David Duke, who I was surprised to find was still alive, so invisible has he become. I searched, but was unable to find Andrew Dice Clay. On the left, as Mr. Stewart noted, is Barbara Streisand, Tim Robbins, Alec Baldwin, and any number of minor figures in the political dialogue who just so happen to be fairly minor figures in the cultural dialogue.

Then there are the fairly apolitical people like Ludacris, Eminem, and Courtney Love, whom he dismisses with a one word ad hominem attack much like those he decries through the rest of the book: "HO."

I read an article in the New York Times about a kid who got sent to a reducation camp for gay men in Memphis, one of my favorite cities in the world. I found it maddening because, aswholly ridiculous an idea as a reeducation camp for gay men may sound, the reporter made every effort to explain and understand how the parents felt to produce a typically even-handed story.

No such attempt at understanding is made by Mr. Goldberg. Especially of the mainstream culture. For him, it's all about vulgarity. For instance, as anyone who knows me fairly well knows, I'm a huge Eminem fan. Mr. Mathers was once quite raw, narcissistic, and immature in dealing with his anger and frustration. He fantasized about committing violence to women, esp. his ex wife and mother. He also included, as anyone who has actually cringed while listening to the segments, homoerotic fantasies about ICP having homoerotic fantasies about him.

As his albums have progressed, everyone seems to ignore the fact that, not only has he ditched much of the anger and frustration for scatology, he's matured and accepted the responsibility of fatherhood, he now raps about being co-dependent with Kim and protecting his daughter. He raps about how there are those in the music industry and bars who are craven and try to use him for sex and to make a cultural point (like Goldberg). His "Mosh" video made perhaps the most poingnant statement about why the powerless should oppose Bush. In the end, instead of violence he chose civic duty and exercising the right to vote.

In short, I'm not sure why Goldberg included Slim Shady ca. 1999 in his book and I have even more trouble understanding if he is making the point that Marshall Mathers is screwing America from the right or the left. It seems to me that Eminem increasingly represents what is right with America as he escapes from what is wrong with America.

I think the message Goldberg sends most is that the people who are hurting America the most are the people who don't understand what the culture is. When he started talking about the Bigot channel on the Daily Show, Stewart should have pointed out that bigotry still exists in America but the Ku Klux Klan now sells itself as Focus on the Family and other hate groups.

If we choose not to pay attention to those folks, we may all be forced to watch the Bigot Channel.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Not one?

Lots of posting tonight, and I am even ignoring a story about a lawsuit filed by, in part, Club Venus, a fine adult establishment just around the corner where I have been a patron in the past. I didn't see anything untoward happening, though, through the magic of geometry (the angle of where I was sitting) and a not very well concealed mirror, I did see some titty with very exposed nipple. FOR SHAME! Strange, my eyes were not burned out by an angry God.

Anyway, that probably should have been another post, altogether, but I found a quote at the end of this story I thought I just had to comment on.

Among those at Tuesday's arraignments was Senate President David Williams, R-Burkesville. He said Nighbert, who is from Williams' Senate district, "is as good a friend as I have in the world."

Williams repeated complaints made previously by Fletcher and many leading Republicans that no similar investigations had occurred during years when Democrats controlled both the governor's office and the Attorney General's Office.

"For 20-something years, not one Republican was ever hired under the Merit System," Williams said. "I guess these whistleblowers had sand in their whistles."


Oh, really? Not one? Not one Republican was ever hired into a merit system job? While I find that hard to believe, I don't see why the political party would have even been tracked. I used to be a Democrat, I applied for a state position, I didn't get it, now I guess I should be as pissed as if I were a Republican. Basically, this ass is blaming Democrats for the Republicans not enforcing the merit system in KY. I find this offensive. Grow some balls.

Out of Character

I don't usually link to stories with well-meaning, poorly worded headlines, but tonight I couldn't resist. ( Having just posted on the subject of ingesting feces, I must say I'm favor scatological humour.) The headline for this story is "Rep. Davis touched by children in Iraq." I've been a supporter of the Catholic Church here in Noky, but I have to say, Davis certainly didn't have to travel all the way to Iraq for this to happen. However, he probably didn't have to sit through mass over there.

Pedophilia jokes aside, it's really quite a heart rending article about the power of anecdote to make up for a lack of hard data.

Petting Zoo a terror threat?

Today's Herald posted a story declaring the petting zoo at the Bluegrass fair in Lexington had been found to be too dangerous and was being scrapped. I don't know for sure, but I wonder if the previous exercises demonstrating the use of goats as a means to spread bio agents turned out to be perhaps, too terrifying.

Looking for the money quote, the Herald does not disappoint:

"Animals wallow around in feces," Atkinson said. "Then kids touch the animals, kids stick their fingers in their mouths -- and the fun begins." Contact with animals is a rarer cause of E. coli infection -- such illness is more often caused by fecal contamination of undercooked ground beef or by ingesting human feces, resulting from a lack of handwashing after using the bathroom.

I guess I'm a guy who still finds it funny to talk about feces, especially when 'wallowing' is also discussed.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

The definition of "is?"-- I know it when I see it.

Finally. I'm looking forward to being able to see many Republican partisans, including some of my friends and excluding many others, feel the gut wrenching sensation of seeing one of their own ask what someone means by 'is,' or, in this case, 'name.' I recall myself not fully defending Clinton, but being disgusted by the whole sordid affair, but secretly and possibly not so secretly gleeful at his semantic footwork.

However, knowing how thoroughly he was bludgeoned for his semantics, I'm waiting for those friends to stand up and condemn him as SHAMEFUL!

Saturday, July 09, 2005

On a lighter note:

CNN has begun it's wall to wall coverage of the Hurricane. Hopefully no white women are lost or displaced in or by the hurricane. In the midst of all the overkill, we have this story in Kentucky's only real statewide paper, near the top of the online page. This may be of supreme importance to the people at PETA, but a story about how pets are scared by fireworks featured so prominently seems just a little ridiculous. Maybe I just need perspective. I'm going to the pharmacy tomorrow and see if I can get some.

I can't stay angry long

I've been silent about the silence of the Maysville Ledger Independent, my hometown paper, regarding the merit system scandal in Frankfort. The argument, I think, had been that the Associated Press really hadn't picked up the story and the paper didn't have the resources or contacts to have a full time reporter in Franfort. While any story on flip flop Feltcher would be correct at some point, as he seems to have firmly established his position on all sides of the issue, I offer my admiration to Ledger for it's integrity. (I apologize for the delay, I was overcome by a coughing fit) However, while few in Maysville read the Courier or Herald, I'm sure the Ledger has access to the internets and could reprint a story or two on the inside pages. They have not. A search only turns up 5 stories about Governor Fletcher, none of which concern the merit system. The searches don't go back very far, but the indictments of 5 different men apparently didn't make the website. I'll have to check some of the print copies. FOR SHAME!

I was going to say all that came above, but I went to the Ledger site today and found this charming little story about Maysville's storied past in semi pro ball. In addition to the rejuvenation of Maysville's downtown centered around the Russell Theatre, my fondest desire is to see semi-pro baseball return to the city's downtown. There's a name for the park ready made- Casey Stengel Field, for the 'lustrious player and manager who began his career there, and a macot, the Rivermen, same as the first team. It could be in the pioneer league like the Florence Freedom. Then, what larks...

Friday, July 08, 2005

Nero Golfs while Rome burns

I don't know if anyone remembers what happened to the last governor (former governor, I guess, at the time) who went golfing during a period of turmoil (I would call facing self-kidnapper Wallace G. Wilkinson in a primary a time of turmoil), but I'll remind you. When John Y Brown ran for Governor in geez, I don't know, 1992? He went golfin on the day of the primary and got his ass kicked by the man who will one day be remembered as the man who founded e-campus.com and ran Dave Thomas into an early grave. (You have my favorite color of hair: Red. My mom had red hair, but not my real mom, cause I'm adopted.)

History is maybe repeating itself.

Is Feltcher getting Wishy Washy?

Be forewarned, the following article has extreme wishy washiness, flip flopping, and general testicular atrophy all around. If this guy Feltcher had to run against another Republican, which a little bird told me Massa Mitch has in mind for the next election, he wouldn't last a minute. If Feltcher thinks a general admission that "mistakes were made," will mollify Stumbo, he's suffering from lad induced dementia. After weeks of calling the probe "politically motivated," he now admits that Stumbo may have a point. Here's his mea culpa:

In interviews yesterday, Fletcher said "management mistakes" were made but insisted they were not on purpose. He said all administrations, including his, make mistakes.

He said his administration did not have a job referral system, but will implement one.

"To break a law, you have to be intentional," he told reporters at a stop in Paintsville. "As far as I know, no one broke a law because there wasn't a willful act to violate the merit system."


Now, I'm no expert on testicular fortitude (ask my ex wife), but I think what we are seeing here is Fletcher going this way and that. Stumbo has made Feltcher his, to use a technical term "bitch."

It gets better. Though many have speculated both privately and publicly that the Lads (Kiddie Korps is too, um, how do you say, oh yes, juvenile), and Sexy Sadie have more than just political connections, the C-J seems to come right out and obliquely refer to it:

A spokeswoman for Fletcher said none of the three have been disciplined.


Oh wait, I thought it said, "one of the three." I guess none of them have been naughty enough.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Who's guarding the henhouse?

I'd been meaning to blog about this article for quite some time, but a little bit of a mental breakdown in the family distracted me for a while. At any rate, I'm so thankful that I have nothing to be afraid of in the world outside my head, as this story confirms:

A state letter awarding Anderson County a Homeland Security grant was routine -- except for a handwritten note that said Gov. Ernie Fletcher's adviser on political appointments had given his approval.

Well, that's not so bad. I'm sure it was a highly qualified, paid advisor with a history in Law Enforcement.

Dave Disponett, [the advisor in question] is an Anderson County resident, treasurer of the state Republican Party and a volunteer adviser to Fletcher. Until recently, he had an office in the state Capitol.

Um, a volunteer? Had an office in the Capitol? Surely the administration was contrite about this haphazard way of doling out $26000. Surely.

Alecia Webb-Edgington, acting director of the state homeland security office, defended the distribution of grants, including Anderson County's.

Webb-Edgington said in a statement the office has no record of Disponett supporting a particular homeland security grant.

She said that the grants are awarded "through a highly competitive process and all homeland security grant applications were scored based on their merits."


Obviously, the record of his support now is in State Auditor Crit Luallen's office, as indicated by the former Director of Homeland Security's scrawl to that effect. I think the highly competitive process must have involved delivering donuts and coffee to volunteer advisor Dave Disponett's office. Apparently, the most qualified person to authorize grants was not even a paid staffer. The crossing guard at my little boys school makes me feel safer than these ass clowns. Oh yeah, he has a badge. And it's not made out of tinfoil.

I joke, but this office is responsible for doling out $31M in homeland security grants. Just for shits and giggles, I thought I'd check to see what's in Anderson County. Here is one point I actually stand corrected. The Wild Turkey Distillery is actually in Anderson County, as is Shryrock's Liquor Store. As a purveyor of cultural tourism, the Wild Turkey Distillery does actually rank as a site to see. Still, I'm curious to know how the grant was used and how much the Bardstown Distilleries got.

Gratuitous Outkast quote

Working on a few things, off to bed, just want to give a shout out to all the Centre Homies who have offered their words of encouragement.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Reposts

I reposted some of the more interesting pieces I had removed earlier in the week for editing. Have fun!

KY Democrats

Having been raised a Democrat in KY, I never really thought about the entrenched position the party really had in the state. I worked for Brereton (a juicy tidbit those who seek my identity should see as a significant clue, though I think it's already painfully obvious who I am), who was a relative outsider and Virginia Republican, apparently, but I was totally blind to the abuses of the party. Now that I'm an independent, and, I guess for some time before, I'm disgusted with much of the Good Ole Boy system that existed under the Dems. When I found out via the usually wonderful BlueGrassReport that Ben Chandler's brother-in-law had been a merit system target, my first response was, "Hmmm, I wonder how he got that job?"

All that said, any Republican who rationalizes the misdeeds of their party away with the glib reply that "The Democrats did it, too," is a classis example of hypocrisy on the morally relativistic issue. Like torture, where what we do is not nearly as bad as what other countries do to their detainees, America should not just be held to a higher standard, but an absolute standard. Expediency is not a family value, nor is hiring an unqualified political hack to a cabinet level position or finagling him or her into a merit position job.

Sorry, no exciting links, just something I was thinking about. Tomorrow, why we should annex Mexico.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Thanks

I just added some blog links, for which I offer my most humble thanks to bluegrassreport and Mark Nikolas. I'll be posting more tomorrow and have, I think some interesting things to say.